"I made that gallon in Photoshop." Actually no. It's made out of foam board, but it looks like it's been Photoshopped into this picture.
That's Kent behind that orange bird. He looks especially creepy hiding behind it.
I'm serious about beer here.
Here's a painting I'm working on. I just won a CAAP grant to make it! It's huge (five feet by eight feet) and it's in oils. It is so not done yet, don't judge me. The clouds look way better in person, really they do. I just love that mini-van. Mini-vans have no place in oil paintings. It's very ominous and pretty in person. There'll be more pictures soon.