Kent's band needs a new name. Their current name (Anne's Pants) is so lame that his friends won't go and see him play. Here are the suggestions he's gotten so far:
Sissy Fist (sounds like Sisyphus, the king from Greek mythology who was punished by being cursed to roll a huge boulder up a hill throughout eternity).
Brisket (sort of vague, would work if they were Jewish)
The Timbertoes (the cartoon about a wooden family, featured in the Highlights for Children magazine)
Upsie Downs and the Rockabilly Retards
The Tough Skins (a brand of colorful pants sold at Sears in the 60's, specialized in husky sizes)
Metal Ruler (not really appropriate as they are not a metal band)
Do you have any suggestions?