Travel Stories-Heather has Good Friends

Heather was invited to a party in someone's big palatial house that had a person checking names at the door, a coordinator with a walkie-talkie ordering all the waiters around, Brad Pitt...all the trappings. I didn't want to go and try to haggle my way in there, but then Heather called and said that Ariel Pink was playing on stage and was wearing tiny red satin shorts and covered in what was either mud or body chocolate. By the time I got there, everything was nearly over, but I did get to see a man who said his name was "Life" hit on Heather, really making his best effort. For the rest of the night he kept calling and her friends could say marvelous taunting things like, "Heather answer your phone, Life is calling! Life is on the line!"